Showing posts with label DIET. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DIET. Show all posts

Monday, April 11, 2011

MASTER CLEANSE

OMG SO TODAY iS DAY ONE OF THiS MASTER CLEANSE THiNG iM TRYiNG TO DO & I'M DYYYYYYYiNGGGGGGGGG!!!
FiRST THiNG i SEE WHEN i STEPPED iNTO THE OFFiCE WAS CHOCOLATE DONUTS & (MEOW) MODE KiCKED iN...
So i TOLD MY SELF NO & PROCEEDED TO iGNORE THE SWEET SMELL OF CHOCOLAT SiFTiNG THROUGHT THE AiR.

NOT TOO LONG AFTER THAT i HAD TO RUN AN ERRAND & THE OFFiCE i WENT TO DiDN'T VALiDATE PARKiNG TiCKETS (ONLY THE RESTUARANTS) WHiCH iS WEiRD B/C ANY OTHER OFFiCE i'VE BEEN TO DOES BUT WHAT THE HECK. SO i GO iNTO MS. FiELDS WHiCH HAPPENS TO BE THE CLOSEST PLACE (SHOES ARE KiNDA OF LARGE & i DON'T FANCY LONG WALKS iN STiLETTOS) & SOON AS i HiT THE DOOR AGAiN MY FRENEMY CHOCOLAT SLAMS ME WiTH iTS iNViTiNG & ENVELOPiNG SMELL & BOYYY WAS iT TORTURE!!! i FELT LiKE A 2 YR. OLD HAViNG A TANTRUM SMH.

QUiCKLY ESCAPiNG BEFORE i BROKE THiS CLEANSE i SWiGGED SOME OF MY BRKFAST LUNCH & DiNNER YUK!
AKA LEMON JUiCE, MOLASSES, & LOTS OF CAYENNE PEPPER TO DiSTRACT MYSELF FROM WARM BAKED GOOD THOUGHTS. AHHHH iT ONLY WORKED FOR ABOUT AS LONG AS MY DRiVE FROM SHERMAN OAKS BACK TO iNGLEWOOD *SiGH* iM GOiNG iNSANEEEEE...i DONT THiNK i CAN DO iT & iTS ONLY DAY ONE!! I'VE ALWAYS HATED DiETS i LOVVVVVVVE FOOD!!