Monday, April 11, 2011

MASTER CLEANSE

OMG SO TODAY iS DAY ONE OF THiS MASTER CLEANSE THiNG iM TRYiNG TO DO & I'M DYYYYYYYiNGGGGGGGGG!!!
FiRST THiNG i SEE WHEN i STEPPED iNTO THE OFFiCE WAS CHOCOLATE DONUTS & (MEOW) MODE KiCKED iN...
So i TOLD MY SELF NO & PROCEEDED TO iGNORE THE SWEET SMELL OF CHOCOLAT SiFTiNG THROUGHT THE AiR.

NOT TOO LONG AFTER THAT i HAD TO RUN AN ERRAND & THE OFFiCE i WENT TO DiDN'T VALiDATE PARKiNG TiCKETS (ONLY THE RESTUARANTS) WHiCH iS WEiRD B/C ANY OTHER OFFiCE i'VE BEEN TO DOES BUT WHAT THE HECK. SO i GO iNTO MS. FiELDS WHiCH HAPPENS TO BE THE CLOSEST PLACE (SHOES ARE KiNDA OF LARGE & i DON'T FANCY LONG WALKS iN STiLETTOS) & SOON AS i HiT THE DOOR AGAiN MY FRENEMY CHOCOLAT SLAMS ME WiTH iTS iNViTiNG & ENVELOPiNG SMELL & BOYYY WAS iT TORTURE!!! i FELT LiKE A 2 YR. OLD HAViNG A TANTRUM SMH.

QUiCKLY ESCAPiNG BEFORE i BROKE THiS CLEANSE i SWiGGED SOME OF MY BRKFAST LUNCH & DiNNER YUK!
AKA LEMON JUiCE, MOLASSES, & LOTS OF CAYENNE PEPPER TO DiSTRACT MYSELF FROM WARM BAKED GOOD THOUGHTS. AHHHH iT ONLY WORKED FOR ABOUT AS LONG AS MY DRiVE FROM SHERMAN OAKS BACK TO iNGLEWOOD *SiGH* iM GOiNG iNSANEEEEE...i DONT THiNK i CAN DO iT & iTS ONLY DAY ONE!! I'VE ALWAYS HATED DiETS i LOVVVVVVVE FOOD!!